Moron to Moron: Two men, two bikes, one Mongolian misadventure Main edition

Uncrossable rivers! Hospitable nomads! Rabid dogs! Marijuana fields! Hailstone flashfloods! Maidens on horseback! Underpants wrestling! Toxic mountain-top lakes! Stupid westerners! And the mountain-biking - so much biking your bum will hurt just reading it. This is what happens when two young idiots set out on a gonzo ride across the wilds of Mongolia.