How to Write Dinosaur Jokes

100 JOKES to enjoy and write!



Which Dinosaur has TEN eyes?

An Iiiiiiiiiicthyosaur!



Why did the Diplodocus NEVER have a bath?

Because he didn't want to be ex-stinked!




'Knock Knock!'

'Who's there?'

'Dinosaur!'

'Dinosaur who?'

'No, Owls go 'Hoo'. Dinosaurs go

ROOOOAAAAARRGGH!!!'




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